The Fantasy Bus
9.08
And late
Girl exists London Underground
Bound for the office
Short skirt strides shortened
Clickitty clack heels upon pavement
Clocking in for a day of interminable boredom
Girl takes up appointed position
As temporary city company receptionist
'Good morning.'
Duties consist of sitting with a smile on her face
'Good morning.'
Harder than you may think
So you mustn't
Security guards take it in shift to sit bedside Girl
On this fine,
'Good morning.'
Arnold, a Northern, racist, homophobic
Not his fault environment in which he grew up
Keeps Girl company
9.30
The morning rush subsides and strange
A slow bus trundles along the road
Strange it is painted blue
It is noticed
Eyes are averted from papaers, screens, coffee machines, office seats
And.... oh la la
the big blue open top bus comes to a stopoutside Girl's glass doors
Drum roll and a cough to clear the Maestro's throat
'Ladies and Gentlemen behold the beautiful the sensual, erotic, exotic...
Three lovely ladies
Fun gals come to brighten up your day,'
The Maestro pinched a proffered bum
'Cheeky,
Come take a closer look-
See'
'Caught on camera by the TV crew
''Looksy, we know you want to.'
Girl gets distracted and red-blooded Arnold has already fled
She goes to have a decker
It's not every day you get to sample the best of British journalism
3 TITTY LADIES BARE ALL IN CITY WHOPPER SHOCKER
Smoked glass doors are opened wide
Girl and Arnold step outside
'Woah, she's a ride,' says Arnold to Girl.
'Go on gorgeous, give us a twirl.'
'Awight boys,' calls out Titty One, 'We sure gonna have fun.'
And slowly and oh so teasingly
She pulls her t-shirt up over her body revealing her...
And the crowd yell
'Cor, look at the knockers on that.'
Tasty
Tasty
Very
Very
Tasty
And tastefully exhibited
The important bits hidden behind a golden bikini thingy
9.43
A good crowd has gathered
Fun for all means men and Girl
She doesn't seem to notice, neither do they
Otherwise preoccupied with Titty One
Her hips, bra straps, and her bum
Sway in opposing directions
man calls out, 'get a move on some of us got work to do.'
Titty One satisfies
Her great big boobies are espied
The bikini thingy cast aside
How dutifully displayed
Titty One is most refined
Shows them off like a good little girl
Like she's a good little girl
Flutters her eyes, never done it before
then switches to acting like a dirty whore
In tune, the bleating audience sing the all time classic
'Get your tits out for the boys.'
9.45
Like vermin they appear out of nowhere
Tools down, headed for the spectacle
the crowd has grown like a pregnant woman
Lines of males at windows
Windows opened for the first time ever
Cheering and the like
Then Titty Two joins her pal
She really is a horny gal
'All for you,' coos Titty Two
'But mustn't tell the wife.'
And she pouts out her tush wagging it like a puppy bitch
'Could do wiv a piece of dat.'
'Wouldn't know what to do.'
'Would too.'
Fisty cuffs are formed, punches thrown
'Boys, boys there's plenty for all.' says Titty Three
She lifts up her top, 'See, see.'
9.50
An enormous blob of dribbly drool
Descends down the building forming a pool
Titties titillating, tight trousered crowd
Girl taken in goes along for the ride
She cheers those ladies on
'Bravo... bravo...'
Focus switches, Girl comes into view
Full frontal, fully clothed
9.52
Males are disconcerted, don't know what to do
Very unbecoming behaviour
From a proper lady
Most unsettling
Definately not right
Girl should be behind her desk
Out of sight
The men feel cheated
It's their show
They attack her with cries of
'Lesbo... Lesbo...'
Girl shouts back,
'Would you blame me, look at the state of you lot.'
The Titties laugh
'Good on you Girl,, they shout their support
men lose face, bosses lose money and it's back to work boys
9.55
The crowd disperse and the wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round...
Author of five novels, Lana Citron is also a consummate hoarder of kisses and currently working on; 'A Life in Kisses', check her out at www.oneoffkisses.com or at The Big Chill this year or should the fancy take, on the 4th plinth in Leicester Square on Agust the 9th between 9-10am. This edited piece was originally published in Lara's first novel, Sucker and kindly donated to Burlesque Against Breast Cancer, not to mention performed last Monday at the Book Club Boutique.
9.08
And late
Girl exists London Underground
Bound for the office
Short skirt strides shortened
Clickitty clack heels upon pavement
Clocking in for a day of interminable boredom
Girl takes up appointed position
As temporary city company receptionist
'Good morning.'
Duties consist of sitting with a smile on her face
'Good morning.'
Harder than you may think
So you mustn't
Security guards take it in shift to sit bedside Girl
On this fine,
'Good morning.'
Arnold, a Northern, racist, homophobic
Not his fault environment in which he grew up
Keeps Girl company
9.30
The morning rush subsides and strange
A slow bus trundles along the road
Strange it is painted blue
It is noticed
Eyes are averted from papaers, screens, coffee machines, office seats
And.... oh la la
the big blue open top bus comes to a stopoutside Girl's glass doors
Drum roll and a cough to clear the Maestro's throat
'Ladies and Gentlemen behold the beautiful the sensual, erotic, exotic...
Three lovely ladies
Fun gals come to brighten up your day,'
The Maestro pinched a proffered bum
'Cheeky,
Come take a closer look-
See'
'Caught on camera by the TV crew
''Looksy, we know you want to.'
Girl gets distracted and red-blooded Arnold has already fled
She goes to have a decker
It's not every day you get to sample the best of British journalism
3 TITTY LADIES BARE ALL IN CITY WHOPPER SHOCKER
Smoked glass doors are opened wide
Girl and Arnold step outside
'Woah, she's a ride,' says Arnold to Girl.
'Go on gorgeous, give us a twirl.'
'Awight boys,' calls out Titty One, 'We sure gonna have fun.'
And slowly and oh so teasingly
She pulls her t-shirt up over her body revealing her...
And the crowd yell
'Cor, look at the knockers on that.'
Tasty
Tasty
Very
Very
Tasty
And tastefully exhibited
The important bits hidden behind a golden bikini thingy
9.43
A good crowd has gathered
Fun for all means men and Girl
She doesn't seem to notice, neither do they
Otherwise preoccupied with Titty One
Her hips, bra straps, and her bum
Sway in opposing directions
man calls out, 'get a move on some of us got work to do.'
Titty One satisfies
Her great big boobies are espied
The bikini thingy cast aside
How dutifully displayed
Titty One is most refined
Shows them off like a good little girl
Like she's a good little girl
Flutters her eyes, never done it before
then switches to acting like a dirty whore
In tune, the bleating audience sing the all time classic
'Get your tits out for the boys.'
9.45
Like vermin they appear out of nowhere
Tools down, headed for the spectacle
the crowd has grown like a pregnant woman
Lines of males at windows
Windows opened for the first time ever
Cheering and the like
Then Titty Two joins her pal
She really is a horny gal
'All for you,' coos Titty Two
'But mustn't tell the wife.'
And she pouts out her tush wagging it like a puppy bitch
'Could do wiv a piece of dat.'
'Wouldn't know what to do.'
'Would too.'
Fisty cuffs are formed, punches thrown
'Boys, boys there's plenty for all.' says Titty Three
She lifts up her top, 'See, see.'
9.50
An enormous blob of dribbly drool
Descends down the building forming a pool
Titties titillating, tight trousered crowd
Girl taken in goes along for the ride
She cheers those ladies on
'Bravo... bravo...'
Focus switches, Girl comes into view
Full frontal, fully clothed
9.52
Males are disconcerted, don't know what to do
Very unbecoming behaviour
From a proper lady
Most unsettling
Definately not right
Girl should be behind her desk
Out of sight
The men feel cheated
It's their show
They attack her with cries of
'Lesbo... Lesbo...'
Girl shouts back,
'Would you blame me, look at the state of you lot.'
The Titties laugh
'Good on you Girl,, they shout their support
men lose face, bosses lose money and it's back to work boys
9.55
The crowd disperse and the wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round...
Author of five novels, Lana Citron is also a consummate hoarder of kisses and currently working on; 'A Life in Kisses', check her out at www.oneoffkisses.com or at The Big Chill this year or should the fancy take, on the 4th plinth in Leicester Square on Agust the 9th between 9-10am. This edited piece was originally published in Lara's first novel, Sucker and kindly donated to Burlesque Against Breast Cancer, not to mention performed last Monday at the Book Club Boutique.
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