My name is Emily Breen. I'm a columnist for Essex magazine The Edge and contributor to movie site HeyUGuys.co.uk. I recently completed my first novel Trading Up and am working on the second. I live in Chelmsford and I am a regular at the Book Club Boutique. This is my recent contribution from the Burlesque Against Breast Cancer night there.
Boobs Have the Power
In the kingdom of the working flat, the breast is truly King
(or Queen) I mean good looks are nice but boobs still reign supreme
Boobs have the power to make grown men do stupid things
Like spend their cash pursuing them, eschewing wedding rings
(A client left the flat one day so lost in thoughts of chest that the following night he struck up a conversation with me in a bar... and then remembered where he had seen me before)
Boobs have such power
One guest star was an Essex girl - a record breaking bird
And when she dropped her H's none among them said a word
Boobs have the power to make a grown man speechless
Jaw agape, Medusa-stoned; some portions of their features
(Some we just wished were silent - when ringing a flat do try to observe etiquette and avoid using the word titties. Remember you are on the phone not appearing in a porno)
Boobs have such power
GFE required a C to conjure girl next door
Others rather pickier denied that less was more
Boobs have the power to make a grown man want to spend
The less bashful of the species often recommend a friend
("It was an F he said, but young and perky, no sag" Certainly Sir that pair is sitting right here, but there is a woman attached - would you like to hear her description?)
Boobs have such power
I really think the ladies of negotiable affection
Have much to teach us amateurs of cleavage misdirection
Those boobs have the power to make a grown man want to vet
Praise or cuss them and discuss them in a land called Punternet
(We might not yet have mastered alchemy, but a good balconette will make even an A cup runneth over. Still, for some, anything that prefixes double-D is the magic number)
Boobs have such power
Boobs have the power to make a grown man cry
And if they try to claim they don't? My dears, the grown men lie
Boobs have the power to make them all confused
We have all the power... because we control the boobs
(When weilding a pair of your own do try to heed the words of the man in the red catsuit: With great power comes great responsibility!)
Boobs have such power. Be sure to use it wisely.
Boobs Have the Power
In the kingdom of the working flat, the breast is truly King
(or Queen) I mean good looks are nice but boobs still reign supreme
Boobs have the power to make grown men do stupid things
Like spend their cash pursuing them, eschewing wedding rings
(A client left the flat one day so lost in thoughts of chest that the following night he struck up a conversation with me in a bar... and then remembered where he had seen me before)
Boobs have such power
One guest star was an Essex girl - a record breaking bird
And when she dropped her H's none among them said a word
Boobs have the power to make a grown man speechless
Jaw agape, Medusa-stoned; some portions of their features
(Some we just wished were silent - when ringing a flat do try to observe etiquette and avoid using the word titties. Remember you are on the phone not appearing in a porno)
Boobs have such power
GFE required a C to conjure girl next door
Others rather pickier denied that less was more
Boobs have the power to make a grown man want to spend
The less bashful of the species often recommend a friend
("It was an F he said, but young and perky, no sag" Certainly Sir that pair is sitting right here, but there is a woman attached - would you like to hear her description?)
Boobs have such power
I really think the ladies of negotiable affection
Have much to teach us amateurs of cleavage misdirection
Those boobs have the power to make a grown man want to vet
Praise or cuss them and discuss them in a land called Punternet
(We might not yet have mastered alchemy, but a good balconette will make even an A cup runneth over. Still, for some, anything that prefixes double-D is the magic number)
Boobs have such power
Boobs have the power to make a grown man cry
And if they try to claim they don't? My dears, the grown men lie
Boobs have the power to make them all confused
We have all the power... because we control the boobs
(When weilding a pair of your own do try to heed the words of the man in the red catsuit: With great power comes great responsibility!)
Boobs have such power. Be sure to use it wisely.
Picture taken by Rae Jenkin of Emily performing 'Boobs Have the Power' at the Breast Awareness night at the Book Club Boutique at Dicks Bar in Soho, on behalf of Macmillan Cancer Support.
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